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cardtard

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.
So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?
by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009
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cardboardphobic

A cardboardphobic person is someone who doesnt support the marriage between a peice of cardboard and a human
"If you don't support cardboard cutout Jimin and I getting married" Oli London said "Then you are cardboardphobic"
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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cardboarding

The summer and spring version of winter sledding (on snow). Cardboarding takes place on a grassy, steep hill and instead of riding a plastic or metal sled, you ride a large piece of cardboard.

It may sound hella lame, but its actually quite amusing on a summer day.
"I miss sledding :("
"well we can go cardboarding now that summer is here!"
by Laur6336 June 11, 2008
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cardboardhydrates

Carbs found in low-quality processed foods that come in cardboard boxes; Little Debbie cakes.
Bro, if you want to get jacked, you’ve gotta up proteins and cut cardboardhydrates
by oldkingroamer August 12, 2019
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Cardhoardia

A rare neurological medical condition--you can't bring just one deck of cards with you, you have to bring three.
Luckily, due to her cardhoardia, we had enough cards for everyone to play Kings on the Corners all at once.
by T+B January 2, 2011
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Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.
"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."
by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022
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Cardbordeaux

Cardbordeaux is wine that is packaged in a collapsable (usually plastic) bladder with a tap inside a cardboard box. Sneered on by oenophiles but happily consumed by those such as middle-class housewives who were beer-drinkers in college. And possible Boone's Farm drinkers in high school. But it's not as sweet.

A favorite of Sara Wiggum, mother of Ralph and wife of Chief Wiggum on The Simpsons.
Cardbordeaux is generally inexpensive compared to bottled wine, but more expensive varieties are coming out as its popularity increases.
"You look like my Mommy after her box of wine," said Ralph Wiggum thinking of his mother's Cardbordeaux.

From the blog of Mary Tsao of Northern California:
"A sad sight: This mommy tipping the box of wine to get the last of it out. When did the box of wine replace the keg, people? I'm officially old."

Mostly consumed by white folks. I notice it's rarely available in markets dominated by African Americans.

Popular brands are Franzia, Peter Vella and Almaden. Reportedly the most popular variety (according to Papa Joe's Discount Liquors in Richmond, Indiana) is Franzia Sunset Blush.
by Marthakay September 23, 2008
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