Carole Baskin

A hypothetical women who wants to stop the ownership of exotic animals just so she can have the biggest tiger farm

That woman told me to not put my tiger in a cage when her tigers are in much smaller cages than mine, she must be Carole Baskin

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

carbet

(pronounced CAR-BAY') A style of facial hair in which hair is grown exclusively on the neck.

Matt's carbet made it look like he was wearing a turtleneck made of hair under his sweater.

by carbet1 August 26, 2010

Careless Whisper

The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.

"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."

by tubadude62 September 9, 2011

Carlee

Is and amazing,beautiful,talented and funny girl. She is funny and clumsy and when you need her to be serious. She is very smart and trusting and will give you advice anytime you need it. She would do anything for you at anytime. But don’t get on her bad side because that could result in you having a screwdriver in you butthole.

Wow, carlee, I’m never leaving you.

by Kahliisguidrysfav November 12, 2017

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 21, 2004

Jumper cables

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.

I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).

by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007