Calculetter

a note or letter you write on the calculators that can type letters. Generally done during the middle of math class as an alternative to passing notes. Great for people who don't have cell phones or people who want to appear indie.

Marina spent her whole math class typing a calculetter instead of actually doing her math work.

by K177yMell March 3, 2010

calcasaurus

A derogatory term used to describe the act of adding up or calculating how many strokes a player accumulates when scoring a double bogey in disc golf.

Dude, you hit so many trees on that hole you better calcasaurus.

by ckjamski December 6, 2010

calcubation

The act of obsessively calculating your grade in a class. Frequently done after tests. It is highly masturbatory in nature.

Patrick: "I think I failed that last chem test. Well, I guess it's time to do some calcubation. Do you want to join in?"

Timothy: "Nah, I stopped doing that years ago."

by pfflian314 October 8, 2011

CALCUTRON

The child offspring of Megatron and an HP-35 calculator.

Calcutron: Foiled again! I'll get you next time Optimus!

Optimus: You wish Calcutron...

Calcutron: 55378008!

Optimus: .....

Calcutron: err 37

by Mr. Watch and Game January 21, 2013

Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.

Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.

by skmad1212 June 28, 2013

calicano

Calicano 1. -A native born person from California who is bilingual speaking both English & Spanish.
Calicano 2. -Anything creole in origin of the Anglo-Spanish heritage of California.

1. The guy isn't Mexican, he's from California and speaks Spanish like a Calicano.
2. These Rancho Santa Barbara enchiladas are pure authentic Calicano cooking.
3. That fresh orange-habanero salsa at the BBQ was Fuc#kin Nuclear Calicano!

by Calicanorican October 26, 2013

cacocallia

The paradoxical state of being really ugly but you are sexually attractive.

"Do you like him ?"
"No, He's so ugly ,but I crave him so badly , I want him to fuck me hard ."
"So he's cacocallia?"
"YES PERFECT WORD"

by hollistergirl January 24, 2014