calm the fuck you

when you have a stroke

When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.

by ADarkTeddyBear December 13, 2018

Calm your tits

What Shannon says when she's at the end of her rope.

Shannon: Blake stop texting me so much. Calm your tits man.

by cookiecamden December 25, 2013

Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out

"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."

by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020

Keep Calm And Chive on

There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!

My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.

by Bub2627 August 27, 2013

Keep Calm and Chive On

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.

*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*

by angeleux November 9, 2013

calm yo tits

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.

"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"

by Anthony Li September 5, 2011

Luh Calm Fit

Satisfactory apparel and things of that nature.

“Woah Jim that’s a great looking outfit”, “Yeah you know it’s just a “Luh Calm Fit”

by COSTLEE14M September 22, 2023