Random Calling Victim

A person who has suffered random calls from random friends in their contacts they never knew they had. The person calling claims "it was because of the touch screen" or "it called in my pocket" or "i meant to call my mom, sorry" etc. You are a victim to bullshit, annoyance and lies.

Wendy's phone randomally went through her contacts found Raluph's number and called it. Raluph answered it to a bunch faint voices and ruffles from being in her pocket. He frantically screamed hello 100 times before he hung up. Raluph suffered as a Random Calling Victim.

by ChadSonZor November 6, 2009

Licking the Ceiling

To be REAL fuckin high...ceiling can be replaced with clouds, sky, etc.

Ron Howard: "Yo, I'm stoned as shit..."
Fonzie: "Yeah man, I'm licking the ceiling"

by I_AM_HOLLYWOOD April 27, 2006

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016

paint the ceiling red

Slang for committing suicide. Blood and brains get all over the ceiling

these valoniggas make me want to paint the ceiling red

by cockswing March 24, 2022

Calling Dinosaurs

vomiting (think of the sound you make)

Dean: What the hell were you doing in there for so long?

Terry: Oh man, we got wasted last night, I've been calling dinosaurs all morning.

by brockstud41 December 12, 2007

tru calling

a show starring eliza dushku. the show is about tru (eliza), who works in a mourge. people who died unnatural death ask her for help, and then the day rewinds ,so tru can save them. through the course of the show many twists and turns occured, such as tru's opposite jack came in who did what tru does accept he preserves fate and stops tru from saving lives.

guy1: hey did u watch tru calling last night?
guy2: no! shiteeeeee what happened?

by ps7 September 13, 2005

calling anna

a common code word used among white anglo-saxon males to signal their attempt at masturbating without interruption.

hey toad fuck off i am calling anna, its gonna be about 30 minutes, im having a deep coversation....ohh my god yeah.

by Jesus Cristo October 25, 2004