Comfort Wipe

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

by Jimmis June 22, 2009

comfort food

A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.

"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"

by Ignatzz June 30, 2018

Built For Comfort

A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.

Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.

by kmo314 March 16, 2009

too close for comfort

1) Dangerously nearby or accurate.

2) When someone or something is way too close and you being to feel uncomfortable.

1) Woa, that shot was too close for comfort.

2) That tarantula is too close for comfort.

by BabyFlo October 30, 2010

Eating her comforter

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005

Comfort person

Florence Pugh

do you have a comfort person…oh wait why did I ask OF COURSE ITS OUR QUEEN FLO

by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021

Comfort Wank

A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.

Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.

by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009