1. A bitter old geezer intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.
Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts in the slammer!"
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."
Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."
Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."
by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010
by Boobsnatcher November 30, 2004
by Saturn28 April 18, 2009
These are the crumbs of food that miss your mouth and fall into your crotch. Crotch Crumbs occur most often in movie theatres, dark-lit rooms, and most often when one viciously shovels food into their mouth for reasons unknown.
'Hey, Ron. Can you pass me the popcorn?'
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.
by Walt Diznay August 29, 2010
The crumbs resulting from period blood being rolled into balls of filth by the rubbing of a woman's thighs as she sleeps or walks.
"That bitch was on the rag and left a blood smear on my sheets along with some cunt crumbs. I scraped them into a baggie and will return them to her later."
by pacificdetail December 08, 2013
by KonChaang August 08, 2008
This is a form of skid mark that appears in your underwear after having a tremendous amount of gas. It can happen all at once or accumulate over several farting episodes.
by eggjones1 August 23, 2009