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Cromplement 

A cruel complement. "I really admire your bravery for getting adult braces."
The checkout lady at Safeway gave a brutal cromplement on my friend's adult braces.

complacent 

Content in the face of one's own, albeit with effort and participation, reversible demise.
Although humans possess the necessary critical thinking and problem-solving skills to alter the ever so grim fate of the planet, they dissent in denial and refusal from the dark complacent well of apathy unto the destruction of the planet.
complacent by Earmagnet November 30, 2016

cockliment 

A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."

or

"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
cockliment by Luke Charles March 6, 2008

fishing for compliments 

This is what 13-16 year old girls do when they lack self confidence. It is extremely fucking annoying.
The correct response to this situation is: Shut the fuck up

Also see Attention Whore
girl1: OMG IM SO FAT
girl 2: OMG NO YOUR NOT
girl 1:YES I AM
Me: Shut the fuck up attention whore ans stop fishing for compliments

Complimentary 

The complimentary is when you sneak back to the toilet to sort out what you should’ve the first time. Whether you were rushed to wipe properly or just ran out of toilet paper.
At the building site Robbo asks Smithy “where’s Jacko?” Smithy replies “oh he’s not wiped his ass properly so he’s gone back for a complimentary”
Complimentary by TJCs April 5, 2020

complimentative 

"Steven, you are so cool! you are the sweetest most caring guy I've ever met!"
"Why thank you Jenny, that was very complimentative of you.
complimentative by Andrew Kade September 4, 2005