In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.
by Xeroman January 31, 2016
Get the pants coughmug. After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.
Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration
Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration
by meesandauds July 17, 2018
Get the Bong Coughmug. by Kharma girl November 30, 2020
Get the cana-coughmug. The cough that all bros aquire when living in the house together. They all always cough.
It's comparable to kennel cough for dogs. One gets it and then it spreads.
It's comparable to kennel cough for dogs. One gets it and then it spreads.
Dude, I thinks Chad's got a bad case of the frat cough since he moved in to the house. That shit doesn't go away.
by Groucho9 October 12, 2013
Get the frat coughmug. When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.
by jkderp October 24, 2010
Get the weenie coughmug. Stoner 1: "Wow, dude, Jim really hit hard on that thing. He's coughing like crazy."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."
by ascarpelli January 16, 2012
Get the Cough of Championsmug. I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.
by rasta21 August 8, 2008
Get the crotch coughmug.