zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017
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pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop
–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?
by pasvoulu September 08, 2018
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cana-cough

when you just smoked cannabis and cough in public
“That’s not covid, it’s cana-cough
by Kharma girl November 30, 2020
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frat cough

The cough that all bros aquire when living in the house together. They all always cough.
It's comparable to kennel cough for dogs. One gets it and then it spreads.
Dude, I thinks Chad's got a bad case of the frat cough since he moved in to the house. That shit doesn't go away.
by Groucho9 October 12, 2013
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crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.
I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.
by rasta21 July 16, 2008
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Cough of Champions

When you cough so hard from a toke that you vomit.
Stoner 1: "Wow, dude, Jim really hit hard on that thing. He's coughing like crazy."
Stoner 2: "Yeah, and that cough just became the cough of champions. He just puked all over my carpet."
by ascarpelli January 13, 2012
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weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.
"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.
by jkderp October 23, 2010
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