When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.
Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!
by Deadlagbaby September 11, 2020
Get the Contact-Lagmug. A person (typically a paraphile) who's status on if you can act on a sexual interest or not is a bit complicated. This can apply to any paraphilia, but may be associated with paraphilias that are harmful when acted upon. These include pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, etc. It might mean that under certain circumstances, these interests can be acted on.
Person 1: I am a complicated-contact sexual sadist. I believe that under certain circumstances (ex: harming a consenting person), I can act on my paraphilia. I am against acting on it in other circumstances.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
Get the Complicated-Contactmug. When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.
by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024
Get the autistic eye contactmug. Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”
by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020
Get the Four points of contactmug. How a Marine or soldier verbally communicates getting shot at. Generally in a firefight, generally with a description of the incident.
Keep your head down bro, we've been taking contact from that mosque for the last 2 hours.
The last time we took contact was when we rolled by that hadji market last tuesday
The last time we took contact was when we rolled by that hadji market last tuesday
by TOW Gunner August 2, 2012
Get the taking contactmug. When you get so high on Marijuana, you send a message (such as "Hi") to someone you've not spoken to in a great many years
A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke
A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke
Man, y'know Dave?
Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi
Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi
by Jeffbridgesiscool September 13, 2022
Get the Contact Himug. by higirllllllllll March 11, 2024
Get the no contactmug.