The Confidence Coefficient

There is a difference between confidant, arrogant and cocky. Confidence is having equal swag and back up potential. Arrogance is having more swag than you back up potential calls for but you can still back it up somewhat. Cocky is when youre a walking bluff with nothing to back it up.
This is called, the Confidence Coefficient.

Denzel Washington is confident.
Kanye West is arrogant
The Situation is cocky.
The confidence coefficient is the separation of these similar words.

by Jcease August 25, 2011

Gay Confidence

A random impulse to act as gay as possible combined with excessively confident and powerful emotions

yass queen, let’s stab a bitch then come out to my family and the entire school! i’m feeling so much gay confidence right now?!

by NateIsntGayISwear October 8, 2019

Burger Confidence

Unwarranted or unjustified confidence in a given situation.

Raymond made a stupid bet because he had that burger confidence.

by How 'bout 'dem apples March 21, 2021

'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.

Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!

by psdmccartney March 13, 2019

Coincidentic

Like coincidence but it is describing it specifically

1: Ahh the parcels have arrived

2:Thats a very coincidentic time for them in december

by Alfuron December 4, 2019

boat of confidence

having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship

Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam

by captaincock April 15, 2015

condimental drift

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?

by cyanocitta November 6, 2007