avery cunningham

i heard she stank. when she goes to hug dudes, she opens her legs instead of her arms.

i knew avery cunningham was at the football game because i could smell her
from across the field.

by don’t fuck with me :) June 11, 2018

Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.

Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.

by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018

coning

A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)

Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!

Hey baby, you want some cone?

Dude, I want to cone that punk.

by sparklesmalone March 10, 2005

Coke-Caning

engaging in sexual intercourse with a penis comprable in size to a coke can

Ali was caught coke-caning with a husky white man because her small elf lover couldn't fulfill her needs

by herro prease February 11, 2009

coning

The act of flicking paper cones into ceiling tiles.

See www.coneclub.com
See also walrus, cone

Shall we go coning?
We went to the office for coning the biology lab roof 9 times.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

Cunnington

Someone who is obsessed by females with the same name, so one guy who only wants to get on a girl with a specific name (fantasise about, kiss, fuck).

For example a man who only wants sexual relations with a girl of a certain name, such as 'Emily'.

- Your totally cunnington!!

- Would you please stop being a creep, its so cunningtonish!

- No one likes a cunnington.

- No Neil don't be a cunnington!

by Genital_herpes_YES February 18, 2011

canning fatigue

The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.

I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.

by DMMOneBillion February 23, 2009