chameleonating

changing your image, appearance, speech pattern, accent, etc, to blend into your surroundings.

Guy1: I didn't even recognize that hooker was an undercover cop!

Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.

by Olivia Blackwell June 10, 2011

Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.

"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...

by El whisperer February 12, 2013

chameleon ceiling

ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.

"nobody even knows I have a chameleon ceiling cause I keep it set to dull black."

by ceilingsbro1 March 15, 2014

Chameleon

Somebody who has a different sexual desire or sex partner that changes with the day.

Tim is such a chameleon. I let him fuck me last night, and he ditched me for Natalie

by Secretingredientisfuck May 7, 2016

chameleoning

The act of not looking straight

ex. Is she staring at me or the wall? I don't know dude she's chameleoning

by mrspink January 3, 2017

Chamfered

The act of penetrating your girlfriend while operating the computer programme “solid works”

I totally chamfered Rachael last night, I managed to finish my coursework and keep her pleasured!

by nandossucksass December 13, 2017

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019