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To get buttered

To get buttered is having one’s own anal comfort violently and forcefully disregarded.

A combination of being battered and having one’s butt hurt.
Your boyfriend waking up naked without memories of the previous night in the forest with nothing but a dildo next to him.

Him: (telling you the story on the phone)
You: Gosh, how aweful!

(After a pause … ) Did you get buttered (does your butt hurt)?

To get buttered.
by oOoDandyLionoOO February 1, 2023
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Butlered

When one unwittingly makes a mistake with massive financial implications, finding the resulting chaos humorous until one ironically realises that the pandemonium is a result of their foolish actions. A term that is utilized broadly within the accounting industry.
Millions of dollars gone and it was your fault and you didn't even know it. You butlered it
by Office_bitch May 15, 2013
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Butlered

To be over served with wine purposefully by refilling ones glass constantly
This morning was rough, I got Butlered last night at my friend's house.
by BigDutch July 25, 2018
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battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date
.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date
by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007
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battered

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong
by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016
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Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman
I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge
by little sparrow May 16, 2017
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battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.
I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003
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