anal brushing

the act of rubbing one’s penis against the asshole of a girl until one masturbates. Also called back brushing.

The girl would not let him perform anal brushing on her.

by uttam maharjan November 21, 2011

crouching tiger

v. to administer a butt-whipping

Cut that out before I jump over this counter and crouching tiger your ass.

by ironpope November 7, 2003

Branching

When you pose in a picture as if you are a tree with branches.

Ikr lets try branching

by Jenn9797 August 14, 2011

booching

used in place of "that sucks" or "that sucked"

by mongo April 7, 2003

Brocking Out

Brocking out is a term that describes one as being in total dissociated mong state. Usually whilst holding an object that requires fine motorskills to hold. Such as a bong or ones dignity

Guy 1: hey guy, why did you leave the party?
Guy 2: because old mate was brocking out whilst holding the bong and I had to keep yelling at him to smoke it or pass it whilst he was having a mini stroke.
Guy 1: that cunt should be locked up

by Churpy February 15, 2022

Brucing

An advanced form of creeping.

Guy1: Hey I was just watching you talk to your friend and-

Guy2: Hey don't be Brucing!

Girl: Yeah that's beyond creep.

by MrPancakes January 29, 2012

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009