breakfast coat 

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.

Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.

breakfast coat by Doomie January 29, 2015

breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast

Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

breakfast bowl by ChristianMingle.com August 14, 2016

Breakfast cookies

Noun
Morning sex

Matt slept over last night and we had breakfast cookies at sunrise.

Breakfast cookies by Shannonymous November 12, 2016

Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.

Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.

Breakfast shake by thebusishere May 3, 2018

Breakfast Buns

The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.

So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.

Breakfast Buns by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019

Breakfast Pizza

During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.

"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."

"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."

Breakfast Pizza by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021

breakfast burrito 

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

breakfast burrito by illskilla May 8, 2006