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boris the sock 

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know
boris the sock by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

Boris Vujicic 

Psychopath from Serbia that is known for scams and fraud.
Person A: Have you seen Boris Vujicic?
Person B: No, I don't hang out with him, he's a psychopath
Boris Vujicic by malivaso November 21, 2019

Boris Salo 

KING BORIS

A guy looking to cause trouble. Lethal.
Watch out, its boris salo!!!!!
Boris Salo by BYZBORIS September 30, 2020

Boris kiss

Due to rapid development and uncertainty of side effects a term referencing the initial Covid 19 vaccinations in the UK.
"I got a Boris Kiss the other day and now I might have the clap"

"A Boris Kiss made my rectum collapse"
Boris kiss by Rollin' & Trollin' December 8, 2020

boris menace 

An ultra-cobtagious form of COVID-19 disease caused by the UK variant of SARS-CoV-2.
-Hey, I'm sorry I can't make it to dinner, I'm down ill.
-oh no! is it covid?

-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.
boris menace by mrvbola December 30, 2020
When the blame is pushed on someone that has no control over the situation. Yet the person who has control gets away with it and maintains status quo.
Poor Frank, he was really Boris'd by Dave.
The country were so blind, they were Boris'd into Lockdown
Boris'd by RandallG January 5, 2021