similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.
by Damian MacNeill February 5, 2009
Get the Cunty Blumpkin mug.I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.
by Dick driller January 8, 2009
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the act of recieving a blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) whilst packing a lip, preferably of grizzly
by c4shm4n September 22, 2010
Get the southern blumpkin mug.When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.
James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.
by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009
Get the upper deck grumpy blumpkin mug.When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.
The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.
by Phil Price December 9, 2008
Get the Naughty Blumpkin mug.a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin
by little and big pete October 12, 2006
Get the pumpkin blumpkin mug.Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we're starting off with a virgin blumpkin. Baby steps, dig?
by Mai Vang August 11, 2004
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