blood sweat and kachow 

A horrific faniction of Lightning McQueen x ALL of BTS. It really truly makes all readers want to day

Hey did you read Blood Sweat and Kachow? yeah i want to fucking drink bleach

blood sweat and kachow by whore number 4 February 12, 2019

Blood Rug 

An overweight woman's tampon.

I was sittin' in class just chillin'...all a sudden I heards a loud "GRRAAAAAR" and got busted in the back of my head with something! Turned around to see a maggot infected blood rug on the floor! That triflin bitch just shot me...

Pig Patty: I've had a rough case of the tramabombs this week, Jenny...it's starting to get messy. Do you think I should start using a blood rug for my boosty?

Moose Mary: That's a great idea, Patty! I've been doing that for months! I think the boys totally dig them too! I've caught my brother stealing mine a few times while sleeping only to find them later in the bathroom trash bin all chewed up. They must make a great late night snack!

Blood Rug by Nigga Ishmael January 25, 2011

Blood Sweat & Tears 

A song for hard stans. If soft stans watch it then they're dead.

"I should've not watched Blood Sweat & Tears cause I'm a soft stan."

Blood Sweat & Tears by BTSA.R.M.Y January 26, 2019

Blood Wizard 

A "Blood Wizard" is when you're banging a chick whilst she's on the rag and you use the blood as lubrication. Once your dick is sufficiently wet, you take it out, and flick the blood all over her back/stomach while yelling a spell.

Her- "Oh god yes"

You- "Blood Wizard?"
Her- "What?"
You- "Aaaaand FIREBALL!"

Blood Wizard by Pringal Jugar June 26, 2017

BLOOD GOD 

The God of blood and sacrifices.

"I only worship one God... The BLOOD GOD!"

BLOOD GOD by PopeMHG October 24, 2017

blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.

When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.

blood cruton by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

blood compass 

Especially useful for adrenaline junkies, and those who love all things to do with the great outdoors. If some crazy maneuver, jackassesque like stunt, hard fall, or animal attack results in blood you now know you should adjust, prepare or tweak your attempt #2 (or #3-100) accordingly. Hence the event that rocked you to the point of bleeding has become your blood compass.

"Damn! Did you see how bad Gavin road-rashed his face after attempting that small-margin-for-error landing from skydiving with skis on?"

"Yeah, he got fahked up! That move is definitely his new blood compass now."

blood compass by swissmisz September 12, 2014