tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

blender

When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.

She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.

by Stax878 February 25, 2024

beauty blendering

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face

boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH

by dannyedgeisdaddy July 3, 2017

blender

1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender

I need the blender.

by JulianDB January 5, 2017

portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

Blender-Heart

When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.

He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.

by 🌸✌🏼Penny-Lane🌸 October 16, 2020

In da blender

Can’t get right

Damn es bitch just caught me up.
Nigga you in da blender foe nem

by Yaego baby October 10, 2020