The Benedryl Challenge

When you drink a bottle of Benedryl and you begin to jerk off, with the goal to bust a nut before you fall asleep.

I woke up so relaxed after the Benedryl Challenge, sucks there was cum all over.

by Irma legal aid April 23, 2021

beed

bitch + weed

dude, your mom has been smoking some serious beed lately.

by patrickmo November 1, 2008

Benedict Arnold

The act of switching your Facebook language to English (UK) to avoid the new Facebook layout.

Friend 1: I hate the new Facebook layout, it's so dumb!

Friend 2: If you switch to English (UK) you get the old layout back!

Friend 3: Damn turncoats! You are like a modern day Benedict Arnold, stop your whining and get over it!

by Flawless P September 23, 2011

Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

by mutorcs December 12, 2009

Beedle

Probably the best character in any video game and definitely the best character in the Legend of Zelda series. He made his first appearance in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. His is a traveling merchant, and throughout the games he has traveled by two main vehicles, by boat and by balloon. He is one of the few characters in this franchise to have multiple actual talking lines being most notably "Ooooooh!", "Thank you!, and "Bye!". He always seems very enthusiastic and eager to provide quality service to his costumers. If you buy enough items from him you can get a gold membership card in his shop. When you get the gold membership card you will get a coupon in the mail. If you cash in this coupon to Beedle he says "You want to use your Complimentary ID? ... OK! Here it goes... You are soooooooooooooooooo GREAT! ... Absolutely fantastic! ... Incredible! And there you go! Isn't it nice to be complimented once in a while? It is, isn't it?". Best side quest that means nothing to the plot of the game ever. In The Wind Waker, Beedle is depicted as having perfectly circular beady eyes, a very long nose, a Beatles hair cut, a pair of blue shorts with a white beetle symbol on it, and sandals. He has been in Wind Waker, Minish Cap, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks, and Skyward Sword.

"I went to Beedle's Shop today, and I bought a bait bag."

"I hope that Beedle will be a playable character in Super Smash Bros 4."

by Spoofopolis May 12, 2014

Benedict Arnold

When you become a traitor and switch to the other side of a battle, argument, etc.

Mostly you “pull a Benedict Arnold.”

When the boys and the girls had a battle, Allie decided to pull a Benedict Arnold, and join the boys’ side.

by Astr0n0va November 28, 2017

Beede

Beede a tall, muscular man. Usually from Ethiopia and seen with lasagna.

Beedes can be competitive, witty and easily angered but are fun to be around. Always makes jokes and loves being around people. They are also the reincarnated version of JFK, killed by their fathers.

Also the creator of the world dickcheese

Terissa - Oh shit is that a Beede
Ronda - you can tell because of the headshot wound and lasagna

by C1527 October 5, 2019