benoîte

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021

Benoite

Benoite is a really funny and unexpected person. He seems calm at first, very professional and composed. However two days of knowing him he is one of the most crazy, pussy craving, sex-thirsty niggas out there. That thing can only be tamed by a certain amount of people only. And the method of taming it is unknown, some suggest tranquilizers or a sex toy.

These creatures hibernate during winter and wake up during the sex season. This is why it has a bulky, fat gronk body shape because they can store up to 1 ton of food and other type of shit to go through hibernation. Or it can also be used to store food for energy and protect their skin from harsh weathers. Oftenly, experienced people would warn others to not interact with a Benoite due to their unpredictable and mostly hostile nature.

Guy 1: Hey, what the fuck is that huge piece of ball?
Guy 2: I don't know, it looks like a morbidly obese human.
Guy 1: Or is it?
Guy 2: Wait, is it getting bigger or getting closer..?
Guy 1: Shit, run! It's a Benoite!

by KROTONIUM April 1, 2025

Bendita Vaca

"Holy Cow!" in Spanish.

Used while speaking in English, in reference to something amazing that has a Latin influence.

Gabriela is shaking that fine ass!!!" "Ay ay ayy, Bendita Vaca!!!

by F^3 October 8, 2011

benditzson

Someone who is extremely good at fantasy football.

Matthew Berry is such a Benditzson

by BendyBomb November 28, 2015

Benoir

The most amazing dude you will ever see. Is amazing at sports and math. He is a total savage and likes to eat chips and sweats. Next time you see him give Gina bro fist.

Yo Man U saw Benoir yesterday? He was such a savage to the teachers.

by Beni€ January 26, 2017

bentiță

Thing used to contain the human brain. It is popularly believed to add +3 to charisma.

I put my bentiță on! My brain buckled up and i feel so fly now!

by Cydon June 5, 2017

Benito

Sexiest person in the room. arrogant , selfish but still caring. tends to be Mr.stealyogirl and desirable. easygoing and charming as well as capable of having deep personal bonding , or at least pretend to have it. You rather learn to love him or hate him. Every relationship with him will leave a scar due to the fact that he is so passionate. He gives no
fucks.

"Oh my god i wish people were more Benito"
"Benito guys are all that matters"
"my goal fuck is a Benito"

by guishorro February 9, 2018