bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.

I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.

by kytx September 22, 2016

Bathroom Gang

Some badass niggas vaping and shit in the school bathroom

Don't FUCK with Bathroom Gang or we'll bambi your ass

by Jhon_T December 15, 2017

BatorGod

A female or male that knows everything about Masturbation and Masturbates like a god. BatorGod.

Swede#1: You know Ling Ling? She’s a sexy Ass BatorGod

Swede#2: I know! I’m finna marry her.

by Lizz praim June 20, 2018

Bathroom Meeting

When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.

You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.

by RottenPotato69xx June 15, 2019

Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk

I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.

"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."

by PejaBob January 3, 2021

Batery

An annoying person with a HEAP of energy and is constantly getting under your skin. They have no life or braincells and follow you around CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! However, they also love helping people and will quickly become a very close friend of yours. WARNING: do not trust them with anything they deem as unimportant!!

Human: OMG stop being such a batery!
Batery: I'm still ur friend tho rite??
Human: Yes.

by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021