italian barbershop

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair

That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.

by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

Barney

A plain, ordinary, unremarkable male.

e.g., I don't know where she meets these barneys. (They're everywhere, they're everywhere!)

by franklet August 20, 2003

Barney Frank

1.) Massachusetts Congressman and chairman of the House Financial Services committee.

2.) Miserable cocksucker who never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though he was supposed to be in charge of the oversight for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

3.) A guy whose speech is fucking impossibly hard to understand.

Dude#1: Did you hear that Barney Frank is all up on the auto industry's dick about this bailout?
Dude#2: I heard him on TV but I couldn't understand a fucking word he said.

by hnic17 December 17, 2008

ben barnes

the very SEXY British (NOT SPANISH) actor who plays Prince Caspian in "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"! HE has GORGEOUS brown eyes, and really nice brown hair!

"Hey, do you know Ben Barnes?"

"WHO?"

"Prince Caspain, idiot!"

"Oh yeah, hes soooo FINE! I love Latino men!"

"HE's BRITISH, you dumbass!"

by doodlebug4 May 23, 2008

troy barnes

the BEST character on community played by the incredibly talented Donald glover a.k.a childish gambino

you: omg jeff winger is my fave character off community
me, an intellectual: uh no troy barnes is HE'S SO CUTE AND SO NICE TO HIS FRIENDS AND SO LOYAL AND CARING I LOVE THIS BBY SO MUCH so your opinion is wrong

by gayanticapitalist November 14, 2017

Banner Elk Suprise

The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina

After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.

by Neil Sleight August 30, 2008

Da Barber

Not just a barber, DA BARBER. One who possesses that specific velvet swagger. Not only is he a barber, but often a therapist, an accountant, and in rare cases, a jeweler.

Ant: Im feeling like a cartoshka right now. I gotta go see Da Barber.

Al: Word up son. Da Barber is rabbid! he'll make you feel saucy!

by khrumzza October 30, 2011