hung like a baboon

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".

- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!

by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011

baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

balcony bingo

A form of gay cruising that takes place in gay hotels or resorts where guests go from room to room to find someone who wants to party, i.e. have sex. It may be a purely voyeuristic activity too.

"They say they are a reputable place but I know there's lots of balcony bingo going on."

by Silvio Santos September 16, 2008

Boom Balloon

Another name for a condom

Reece would have got that munter pregnant had it not been for that boom balloon he had in his wallet!

by rock monk July 16, 2007

Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.

I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.

by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011

rusty balloon knot

A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.

Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.

by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013