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BoomerLib 

The "BoomerLib" is a highly self-assured person of Baby Boomer age or older holding views promoted by corporate media (CNN, MSNBC, major TV networks and their anchors), left-leaning celebrities (George Takei, Alyssa Milano, Bette Midler, Rob Reiner) and organs of the U.S. Democratic Party. Communicates in partisan, in-group talking points. Pretends to be part of a "Resistance" movement, but supports security state apparatus (CIA, FBI, et al) in order to suppress the out-group. Often angry and hostile to independent thinkers and third parties.

Social media behavior includes posting memes with shallow humor, hyperbole and jail fantasies (particularly obsessed with "getting" Donald Trump). Complains about politicians of the other party going on vacation or golfing. Oblivious to controversies raised by the opposing side and to excesses of their own. Insists that unfavorable election results are due to Russian interference and that anyone with right-leaning opinions is a "Russian bot" or conspiracy theorist. Believes that the U.S. Capitol riot on January 6, 2021 was an event worse than 9/11 or U.S. Civil War. Exhibits difficulty in grasping satire or mockery and incapable of self-reflection or self-criticism. Synonyms: BlueAnon, BlueMAGA

The "BoomerLib" is the near mirror image of the "BoomerCon," (right-wing Boomer and older), an archetype prone to similar communication style: partisan talking points, trafficking in daily outrage, cringey memes and odd capitalization.
My aunt is such a BoomerLib. She's always got MSNBC on and says she can't wait for Trump to go to jail.
BoomerLib by Twalls December 11, 2022
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Phonetically Booed up

That act of being annoyingly inseparable and spending too much time with your boo through phone usage and text messaging.
My homegirl is phonetically booed up at any given time of the day with her loser boyfriend.

I can't talk right now. I'm phonetically booed up.
Phonetically Booed up by PeachesDiva September 13, 2009
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Sin boomerang 

A sin boomerang is a woman of the attractive variety that is able to be recruited to acquire various objects of the self-destructive variety (such as drinks or cigarettes) from horny men typically in an environment in which imbibing is occurring. Upon acquiring the desired item, she then returns to her friend/friends to ration out the spoils.
"Dude, that party would have sucked without a sin boomerang. Those guys were being mad stingy with the Bacardi."

"Don't give that chick any cigarettes, she's definitely a sin boomerang."
Sin boomerang by BCKittyCat September 29, 2009

Turbo-Boomer 

A boomer who embraces every stereotypical ideology of a normal boomer, then multiplies that by ten.
That substitute teacher we had yesterday was a Turbo-Boomer! He even went as far as to say that we should leave the plastic in the ocean because it's good jewelry for the fish!
Turbo-Boomer by TurboBoomer1 October 30, 2019

Fully-booked

Dan O’Leary’s interpretation of Icelandic culture
Fully-booked by Benspeak7 November 30, 2019

Fingerbang boomerang 

When someone is fingerbanging a female in the vagina and moves down to fingerbang the anus and then moves back to the vagina.
How was your date last night?
It was great, I gave her the fingerbang boomerang!

schmop on her boomdaddies 

to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female
Bro 1 - Im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on
Bro 2 - sweet man her boomdaddies are huge