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Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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wifi bars

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.
by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022
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STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!
TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA
by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022
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Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob
derrick: im faded off sponge bars
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
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Five Bars

Indicating that you fully support the idea, concept,premise etc.
She told me that she said she couldn't wait to vote, I told her that I was "five bars" on that.
by Chard3 March 10, 2009
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Magnum Bars

Magnum bars are ice cream bars dipped in chocolate. They come in Classic (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate), Almond (vanilla ice cream dipped in almond-infested chocolate), Double Chocolate (Chocolate ice cream dipped in chocolate, then gooey delicious fudge, then chocolate again) and the very best, Double Caramel (vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate, then dipped in caramel, then dipped in chocolate again). These ice cream bars just recently came to the United States from parts of Europe and Australia, and are almost better than sex. Literal orgasm in your mouth. Go out to Safeway or Wal-Mart and pick some up NOW
Dude, are you and Joe gonna bang tonight?
No way, I have a box of Magnum Bars waiting for me at home!
by neevcat May 26, 2011
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Behind Bars

When a guy ejaculates in a person's mouth and that person has braces.
Person 1: hey, I was with Kayla last night and I blew it in her mouth. She's nasty.

Person 2: wait you left her suck your dick?
Person 1: yeah, I know, its risky with her braces but she didn't cut me up at all. I just put my seed behind bars.
by Gator 8er February 19, 2020
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