awkwardity

noun used to denote an awkward situation. It is infinitely better than the alternate, yet more commonly used word - awkwardness.

"The awkwardity increased exponentially when Caitlin took her pants off"

by magical lioplurodon January 2, 2008

Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:

Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.

by Jtime2 February 24, 2009

Awkwidity

The act / being in a state of awkwardness.

Steevo: Hey Ernst! How are you? (*Philo accent)

Ernst: No Steven, I'm not alright. Because your fake accent made me feel uncomfortable.

Steevo: Stop this awkwidity at once! None of that!

by Steeeeeevo June 26, 2009

Awkward Enabler

Term used to call someone who has a habit of making any situation awkward.

A person who enables awkwardness.

As soon as arpit walked in the party, it became awkward. he's such a awkward enabler.

by BBoy JuiceBox December 21, 2010

Awkward Walrus

When you put chopsticks in your mouth in order to resemble a Walrus, and the whole room goes quiet.

that was such an awkward walrus

by deepfriedchopsticks July 9, 2011

awkward monday

the monday after a big weekend where you have to face the consequences of your actions on said weekend. as a result it can be slightly awkward.

Helen macked Tim, which meant that James was heartbroken. As a result she had an awkward monday.

by Food Crew July 20, 2008

awkward texting

When you pull out a cell phone in an awkward situation and pretend to text.

Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 November 1, 2009