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autistic turtle porn

A way to describe terrible sex.
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
by Headless High May 18, 2018
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autistic

Hello Carl you are a autistic Grape
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Alturistic

Knowing his 7th heart attack could be his last, Ryan's act of fighting the neighborhood drug dealer that strung Ryan's lover out, was commendably alturistic.
by DeesNuhhhtz June 11, 2020
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Futuristically

Futuristically- I will get that car
by Purple quiet December 8, 2016
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autisticouple

Couple that always isolates and tickles each other way to often. All the laughter makes it seem as if they have autism.
Man, Noah keeps tickling Dayna because she is laughing at him, they are a real autisticouple.
by Yuhdetway July 13, 2017
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altruistic narcissist

A finite group of Narcissists, using religion, politics, entertainment to forge a foundation of generosity or an appearance of helpfulness to produce credibility. All altruistic behaviors are purposed to produce narcissist supply. Entitlement, self aggrandizement, poor self control, and a complete lack of empathy, disregarding how behavior may have negative consequences to other people. As a rule all behavior is self purposed, all people are subjects to be used, and discarded when use is no longer functional to their purpose. Typically the discard follows with the possibility to be hovered in for recycling of Narcissist supply. Narcissus that are altruistic appear to be helpful to produce a large group of groupies that become potential flying monkeys.
I believe that the altruistic narcissist does good to get attention.
by nerverbeenstupid August 4, 2017
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