The newest superhero in the crimefighting world who fights with the power of ass along with the assistance of his Sidekick Bootygirl.
Da nanananananana Da nanananananana Assman!
by Assman_ February 2, 2014
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Get the Assmaster mug.A person named Matt, who acts like an hazardous ass.
One who steals happiness & runs rampid over everything good.
This guy can ruin a party & clear a room in one sentence.
These type of AssMatts should be banished to an island much like the one where lepers were once sent.
It is important to NEVER, EVER make eye contact with an AssMatt, or you will surly want to shave off your own eyebrows & wear ugly Hawaiian print shirts.
One who steals happiness & runs rampid over everything good.
This guy can ruin a party & clear a room in one sentence.
These type of AssMatts should be banished to an island much like the one where lepers were once sent.
It is important to NEVER, EVER make eye contact with an AssMatt, or you will surly want to shave off your own eyebrows & wear ugly Hawaiian print shirts.
by Lemer Ledhead June 20, 2019
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Get the Assman mug.When you try to have a conversation with somebody the Assfaders accepts but 10 seconds later its like they don't want to hear something from you anymore
Friend: Hey, have you heard of Logan?
You: Yeah, but hes an Assfader though.
Friend: Oh, I hate Assfaders.
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You: Hey, Logan, want to hear a story?
Logan: Yeah, Sure!
You: So there was this guy who- Logan, where are you?
You: Yeah, but hes an Assfader though.
Friend: Oh, I hate Assfaders.
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You: Hey, Logan, want to hear a story?
Logan: Yeah, Sure!
You: So there was this guy who- Logan, where are you?
by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020
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by Randomhuman05 July 12, 2021
Get the Assmanship mug.When you're wearing your Covid mask and someone farts in your aisle and it gets trapped in your mask and engulfs itself into your face, only getting worse if you are chewing a piece of gum. Then it becomes aspirating the fart, chewing the fart, and living the fart all at once.
That girl must be thinking its assmasking season, because my eyes are watering now that I'm aspirating, chewing, and living her fart all at once.
by bchizzleupinyomomsassbit November 7, 2021
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