asscock

A penis-like member protruding from the base of the tailbone. Usually results from having a lot of sand in your vagina.

Andrew Bradford Hart is extremely self-conscious about his asscock. Shouldn't have eaten so many bagels, Drew!

by Captain Ace December 28, 2005

asscore

Mix between "hardcore" and "bad-ass" meaning awesome

Your hair looked asscore today.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Georgie's Asscone Delight

The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.

My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!

by Deevid December 18, 2009

Asplode

Like an explosion, but usually more random, and occurs in strange situations.

Shit man, did you just see that rabbit asplode? It was all like, Kursplosion!

by Sly O.D. May 17, 2006

assdorito

A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.

Steve: Hey check out that girl, I'm gonna go take her purse
John: Don't be an assdorito

by Klevo April 20, 2008

Asslock

The act in which one person is suspended in the air with their limbs inserted into 4 other people's ass's forming the asslock.

Hey man man do you want go asslock Peter tonight?

Sure, lets round up the family and lube up.

by Agnes Mcormick December 29, 2008

Asscookie

An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.

"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"

by Katy H. M. October 17, 2008