John Anders

A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders

Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger

by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022

vana anderson

truman show star
mad singer
smokes a weed (just one)
1 gerard way fam
emooooo
loves wired earphob
earpop
love albert SO MUCH
momo hate pagge

"Y'know Vana Anderson?"
"Oh yeah, I seen her smoking a singular weed."

by mamamamamamamamamamamamamama July 27, 2023

Pulling an Anderson

A figure of speech used to describe a situation in which an individual achieves orgasm upon choking to death on carbon dioxide.

Do you guys know why Michael didn't show up today? I heard he was Pulling an Anderson.

by mrquiroz October 6, 2021

anderenderman

very big gay. bad at all video games

he must be a anderenderman hes so bad

by lawlnobe July 30, 2018

tom anderson

Creator and Founder of MySpace.com. When you join, he automatically becomes your friend, showing why he has 100+ million friends.

Kid #1: I wonder who created MySpace, whoever did is rich.
Kid #2: It's Tom Anderson! He's livin the dream, look how many friends he has.

by the 1 and only j-rod fo sheez July 24, 2006

Anderson Cooper

v. process of pulling out a Nokia flip phone to record an event because you want to be stealthy and then getting attacked by a gang of people. Most of the time these people will be Egyptian.

I did an Anderson Cooper the other day at a concert and I ended up in the hospital crying.

by Brolasaraptor April 3, 2011

Ander

A buff retard with a 3-inch cock that will gladly accept head from a five-year-old.

Jakson: What's the lowest age you would get head from?

Ander: hmmm 5 year ol- NONONNO

by Muckman May 12, 2020