the most fergaliciously delicious car known to man. perhaps ccreated by god himself. turns even the roughest of terains to smooth, paved roads. takes the worst beatings and always is ready for more. pretty much sex on wheels. TOTAL chick magnet. watch bitches make them pantys fall off when you pull up in a 94 altima!
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A massive turd at high altitude, hence the name
A massive turd at high altitude, hence the name
"I had a massive altiturd while on my way to San Francisco. I think some of the people in the back row could smell it"
"Gimme a minute. I gotta drop an altiturd"
"Gimme a minute. I gotta drop an altiturd"
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Bill completely had a fit on the airplane. What an altitudinally challenged short-bus-window-licker!
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Person 1: Do you ever just sit back and wish that you were one of the Altinos?
Person 2: If you wait until the next Altinvasion, you could sneak into their ranks and become one!
Person 1: oh boy!!
Person 2: If you wait until the next Altinvasion, you could sneak into their ranks and become one!
Person 1: oh boy!!
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