Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022

Amber Alert

Uh oh, a kid got stoled!

Guy 1: Hey, where did (child) go?
Guy 2: oh he got stoled
Guy 1: Uh oh, Amber Alert!

by happyfoxUD April 16, 2020

Amber alert

Taking a spiteful shit in your significant others bed.

"Aw man, we got in an argument and I left the house. When I came home, I realized she left me, but she Amber Alerted me on the way out the door."

by HectorVector April 27, 2022

Shitter Alert

Typically used to describe someone who screws up alot in a video game, or is generally just bad.

Player 1: That large group is on low health, finish them off.
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!

by TheGr8Submarine July 1, 2021

Amber Alert

A warning to signal that someone with the characteristics of Amber Turd is in your vicinity, about to 💩 in your bed, making false claims of physical or sexual abuse and displays narcissist traits that could potentially be harmful for you and your environment

An amber alert went off as soon as Amber Turd appears in our vision. Caution the turd is here to talk shit and destroy your life: run!

by JusticeLeagueSparrow May 27, 2022

Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

Amber Alert

When you shit in someone's bed to passive aggressively get back at them

Amber H. And Captain Jack Sparrow got in an argument. Instead of being an adult and talking about it, she served Captain J. with and Amber Alert!

by D.O. Hawg April 30, 2022