Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.

Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.

by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017

Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

Twerk Alert

An indication that when a vibrating booty is so powerful during a twerk session, it sends out twerk singles to the male species.

TWERK ALERT! TWERK ALERT! TWERK ALERT!

by ciabear July 17, 2015

bruh alert

Used in numerous cases where the only reasonable response can be a bruh alert. Bruh moment substitute for when its a real bruh situation.

Mike: Yo I forgot to cancel my free subscription and got charged 100 bucks for hello fresh

Jeff: Bruh Alert

by matt19 August 19, 2023

Alert Fatigue

The feeling you get when you have received so many alerts or notifications that you no longer care.

She could be experiencing alert fatigue and is ignoring anything at this point that hits her phone.

by Leonai_art February 21, 2020

Shitter Alert

Typically used to describe someone who screws up alot in a video game, or is generally just bad.

Player 1: That large group is on low health, finish them off.
Player 2: Bruh! I missed all of my shotgun shells!
Player 1: SHITTER ALERT! SHITTER ALERT
Player 3 and 4, who were silent for an hour: SHITTER ALERT!

by TheGr8Submarine July 01, 2021

Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014