asian kung-fu generation

One of the best (in my opinion) J-Rock bands out there. Known as 'Ajikan' in Japan, becuase it's easier to say than Asian Kung-Fu Generation, and it kind of sounds like it.

Their music is greatly influeced by American bands like Weezer, and it really shines through in most their songs. Japanese Weezer... hahahaha....

Most Americans found this band through Naruto, or FMA with their songs 'Haruka Kanata (Far, Far Away)' and 'Rewrite', respectively.

Wapanese: Dude... Ajikan.
Normal Person: ...Yeah... you... do that...
Wapanese: AJIKAN!!
Normal Person: AGH! GET AWAY!

by theshinykitty April 16, 2005

Asian persuasion

The spell cast upon an individual in love with members of the Asian race.

ahhhh, that tina, she's under the asian persuasion...

by tina! May 10, 2005

asian glow

The phenomenon in which an Asian person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption.

Carol only needs half a shot before she gets a bad case of the asian glow

by Bungalow Bill November 3, 2002

asian moment

When an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.

I witnessed an asian moment when I saw Justin breakdancing and squinting at the same time.

by Yop420 May 22, 2011

Asian Zombie

The detached mental state that Asian students acquire during a rigorous finals week that often includes limited senses.

"Look at all of the Asian zombies. They're just shuffling their feet and running into things. Must be finals week."

by IOFT December 30, 2014

Asiana Tail Drop

Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.

Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

asian spoon

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.

Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??

by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017