Soggy apples

When you are having sex and the girls cum drips down the boys balls making them nice and wet.

John: "omg, last night Jennifer gave me soggy apples! It was amazinggggg!"

by B and B's August 15, 2016

Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

Little Apples

Little Apples, if somebody belittled you you would say little apples, if you're playing cards or anything you would say little apples if somebody played the wrong card, it's more of a broad term" it's an Irish term and the full term means little apples will grow again"

"Basically if you Pull little apples off an apple tree they will grow back bigger and better and that's pretty much what it is karma"

It is also kind of used as a comedic threat you made me pick up 5 cards I'll get you back

Person1: I got five lollipops and you only have one

Person2: Little Apples (there aunt arrives with a big bag of lolly pops just for them)

by Dementia June 23, 2020

Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016

god apples

The breasts of a female, usually by a smitten suitor enamored with a younger or unabtinable female watched from afar. The source of this is from the deep south by older black men who would see a particularly fetching example of youthful finery and remark,

"Damn Man, check out the god apples dat fine one got on her! Damn!

by Broheimian Bradley March 10, 2008

bobbing for apples

where a female is blind folded and on her knees and a male stands over her head and while blind folded the female has to try to suck the males balls

Tamantha went bobbing for apples with Tyron.

by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006

them apples

that.

if you just beat someones ass you might say, "how dyu like them apples?"

by lauren August 31, 2003