aftersplash

When you take a dump and water splashes up into your asshole.

Diem took a dump and felt the aftersplash.

by MR123 October 3, 2006

afterjiggle

The amount of time that a booty jiggles and shakes after being smacked with considerable force. Can also be used when referring to the intensity of the aforementioned jiggling.

Damn, that girl's ass had a 6 second afterjiggle!

by K.Smith January 25, 2008

After-leak

when you pee and after wards some of it leaks onto your underwear.

aww shit man look at my after-leak!

by bigjcok January 30, 2010

After-sales service

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.

Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.

by Trickypat March 28, 2010

afterbake

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.

SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.

by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

afternoon alder

A boner that comes around in the afternoon with a hard suprise.

Ahhh man dude, I have a afternoon alder and its a big one

by Bruhballs March 27, 2017

After Shower Syndrome

"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.

Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666

"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"

by mansonk1tty February 3, 2022