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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
mugGet the Salem Ass Jeansmug.

Shot in the ass

Screwed over, shat on, being the victim of misfortune
by YuOfTheNight December 2, 2020
mugGet the Shot in the assmug.

Grab Ass Day

every October 30th, you can get a hand for of ass for anybody you want
person A: bro its Grab Ass Day!! person B: I know I'm so hyped I'm going to grab so much ass!!
by Adecider October 12, 2022
mugGet the Grab Ass Daymug.

-ass

Suffix, usually disapproving. Used in derogatory terms as an intensifier. For example ‘smart-ass’
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
mugGet the -assmug.

ass

Person A: Whatever happened to that ass?
Person B: It wasn't budging, so I killed it.
by Deja Visite March 13, 2018
mugGet the assmug.

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