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Wafflecopter

A wafflecopter is a helicopter that makes people happy because some people just like a helicopters... but its true function is dropping waffles to the people below to make them even happier.
1. Wafflecopters make me happy people I get free food.
2. Those damn wafflecopters, stop dropping waffles on the ground everywhere, you are getting shit on them.
Wafflecopter by KoKo37 November 10, 2008

Phenomenal Waffles 

More like Phenomenally gay. A 12 year old prepubescent spoiled creature.

Looks like a wet rat under dim lighting, and looks like a typical Canadian under proper lighting.

USE WITH CAUTION. Known to cause fights due to phenomenal narcing abilities.

PS: He also can't reach his keyboard without the use of a stool. And thinks puberty is a local myth.
-Man, you are such a damn phenomenal waffles, ratting me out and stuff!!

-ya know when ppeople you when you type ein rofl i always think it sayas ROFFLE and it rime with waffle and i reeealy wana punch that little sumbitch.
Phenomenal Waffles by -JaCkAL- February 24, 2008

wiffle ball bat 

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that
wiffle ball bat by tatanka March 3, 2004

der wafflehaus 

Any job or task which one is bound to do repeatedly, menially, and with no regard for one's personal life or financial situation. As seen in Dead Like Me.
"You wanna come to the beach today, bro?"
"Sorry, man, I can't.....I'm stuck at der wafflehaus for the next 10 years."
der wafflehaus by sefirom July 22, 2006

How to drink waffles 

How to drink waffles step one put you straw in the waffle put your straw in step two good luck!

wafflegasm 

A rare occurance during which a human literally ejaculates a pre-cooked waffle. It is said to be extremely painful and in extremely rare cases, the waffle is followed by maple syrup and in one recorded instance, a small amount of butter.
1-"I had a wafflegasm last night"
2-"Did it hurt?"
1-"Yeah, im seeing my doctor tommarow."
2-"Has that ever happened to you before?"
1-"Once. I cried.*sniffle*"
wafflegasm by QazRant January 15, 2011