Screw This Taco Stand 

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.

"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

Screw This Taco Stand by paradmshft April 24, 2009

Spicy Taco

before engaging in some very "hot" and erotic foreplay with dildos and/or vibrators, you dip or spray the toys down with some pepper spray or some bear mace, and I mean give em a real good coat. Then you take the false wangs and you proceed to go directly to town on your partner's beav and/or bung. If you so choose, you may enjoy the spicyness as well using your mouth or genitals, or both.

Say, love muffins? How's about I duck into that hunting supply store real quick, and pick up some bear mace. Then, we can meet behind that dumpster, and I'll hook you up with a spicy taco while we wait for grandma to get out of surgery?

Spicy Taco by D.P. Wong March 17, 2009

butt taco 

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.

I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.

butt taco by David June 19, 2006

upside down taco with the meat hanging out 

When a girls cooter lips are too short and her pink junk is showing.

Merry came out of the shower the other night showing her upside down taco with the meat hanging out. Scary!

upside down taco with the meat hanging out by Shardcard February 17, 2007

hot taco 

When someone, preferably a male, farts the most rancid and burning fart into a woman's vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Sometimes the mixture of seamen and fart can cause massive confusion in the woman that will lead her to kick you swiftly in the groin.

Tovey couldn't find his nuts days after he layed a hot taco in to Patricia's sweet n' salty Poon-tang.

hot taco by eltomlo October 10, 2008

sausage taco

when a man sticks his penis in a womans vagina it makes a sausage taco

Jims mom and I make the best sausage tacos.

sausage taco by Tedwise October 27, 2003

Del Taco 

The very best fast food restaurant ever.

I cant wait until tuesdays to rush down to Del Taco for a wonderful Taco-Tuesday

Del Taco by bigblondburlyboy October 5, 2005