Definitions by eltomlo

Lau Lau 

Lau Lau is a Japanese nickname given to a girl named Lauren. She has to be short, white, cute, and named Lauren.

Tom: Lau Lau...I haven't talked to you in days!

Lauren: I know, right Tombo?

Lau Lau by eltomlo October 12, 2009

hot taco 

When someone, preferably a male, farts the most rancid and burning fart into a woman's vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Sometimes the mixture of seamen and fart can cause massive confusion in the woman that will lead her to kick you swiftly in the groin.

Tovey couldn't find his nuts days after he layed a hot taco in to Patricia's sweet n' salty Poon-tang.

hot taco by eltomlo October 10, 2008