Penis golly

The situation where your penis sneezes, and a suspicious liquid is expelled from the jap eye, thus creating a penis golly.

Did you see the other day when Shaun was having lunch he made a weird noise and a penis golly fell on the floor.

by Cunt.destroyer February 2, 2019

penis colliding

When a guy’s dick is touching a girls strap on

Timmy just got done penis colliding with Lexy

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.

Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.

by Blazer351 September 26, 2018

penis battle

The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.

Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.

I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!

by memefan May 21, 2018

Penis Turnt

When you bang her so damn hard and good she cums so much her legs shake. She can’t walk or think straight.

I banged Rachel so long and hard last night she was penis turnt. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom to wipe up and I ended up having to go make my own sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!

“what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”

by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023

Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.

User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet

by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023