Penis Thumbs

Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.

Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!
Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.

by SwitchKU January 12, 2009

Penis Tax

The tax that all guys receive solely because they are male.

Guy 1: "I just checked how much car insurance is, and just because I'm male, I pay an extra 20 bucks."

Guy 2: "You know it, it's the damn Penis Tax."

by wearefindle April 30, 2011

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

penis art

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...

For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

penis scratch

A penis scratch medical condition where the human throat is itchy or in pain. It is typically caused by excessive usage of the voice, bacterial infections, or viruses. Common treatments include over-the-counter cough medication, metholated cough drops, and certain homemade remedies.

I cannot perform at the concert on Saturday because of my penis scratch.

by Chick3nPie January 16, 2008

penis pudding

cum, jiz, semen, you get it

oh look! penis pudding floating on the hot tub!

by grrranimal March 7, 2010

Penis Bandit

A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.

"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"

by Light and Dark Brigade October 3, 2007