Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game

"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel

Jesus Burrito by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020

Jesus Tits 

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!

Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!

Jesus Tits by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

jesus (BUNNINGS) 

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

jesus (BUNNINGS) by coop-meme January 6, 2021

jesus christ 

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special

IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ

jesus christ by DNA POOP March 10, 2021

jesus (BUNNINGS) 

This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws

Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98

jesus (BUNNINGS) by coop-meme March 25, 2021

jesus rips 

The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.

“I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”

jesus rips by Big egg unit April 8, 2021

Jesus Chicken Palace 

another word for the fast food restaurant known as chick-fil-a

I got my chicken sandwich from Jesus Chicken Palace.

Jesus Chicken Palace by skylarcoy April 8, 2021