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fuck me stupid 

A come-on, or chat-up line, indicating that the person saying it wants to have sexual relations until his or her mind is rendered incapable of the simplest thought or speech.

Only considered "hot" when a very, very smart person says it, since you know that he or she is looking for a long, hot ride.
A person you know to be highly intelligent walks up to you in a club and whispers into your ear, "I want you fuck me stupid."
fuck me stupid by mensa chick March 3, 2011
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Fuck Trophy 

A baby.
She's hot, but she has a couple of fuck trophies and I don't feel like being a daddy.
Fuck Trophy by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

Fuck Boy 

Someone who doesn't give a flying fuck about anything but screwing girls. They almost always have the sides of their heads shaved about half an inch shorter than the rest of their hair, which is generally shorter and sticking straight up. They think that shitty rap music by shitty fucking artists is anywhere close to interesting, and they talk to anyone who says otherwise in rapidly changing pitches of voice. Literally all they'll do Throughout their life is ask a girl out, fuck her a few times, break her heart, and then blame it on her like a little cunt. They almost have no fucking muscle but they lift up their shirt like they don't have anything but soft flesh under it. You can usually spot a fuckboy by their disgustingly over-the-top hairstyles, ostrich strut, and autistic facial expressions. If you encounter a fuckboy, attempt to distance yourself from him by any means possible. Yes. I just assumed that the gender of fuckboys is male. Fucking sue me, feminazis.
Friend 1: Man holy shit, I can't believe she cheated on him for that fucker.
Friend 2: Yeah. He's such a fuck boy; I'm not helping her whore ass out of that shit when it goes arseways.
Fuck Boy by NeonPsycho January 18, 2017

Fuck Stick 

General term meaning idiot, asshole, unpleasant, bastard, dumbass, jackass, etc.
Our companies technology consultant is such a Fuck Stick.
Fuck Stick by Anonymous November 20, 2002

fuck hole 

Any hole that can be fucked
"Yes! Put it in my fuck hole! No, not THAT fuck hole. The OTHER one. Yeah..That's it!"
fuck hole by Anonymous January 24, 2003

fuck around 

1. To have sex with a wide (and often indiscriminate) selection of partners. 2. To have sex outside of a supposedly monogamous relationship. 3. To waste time, or to generally screw up a task.
(For 1): You're going to catch something really nasty if you keep fucking around with these sluts.

(For 2): Your boyfriend is so cool, I can't believe you fuck around behind his back.

(For 3): Get back to work, we don't have time to fuck around here!
fuck around by Evac156 February 9, 2005