2 definitions by NeonPsycho

Pity Friend

Someone who you don't actually like, but you hang around because you feel bad for them and/or you don't want to hurt their feelings. It's likely that a pity friend will end up either bugging you constantly or hardly ever speaking to you. Having a pity friend technically counts as being a fake friend, however it is somewhat different in that, unless you're really an asshole, you'll likely end up trying not to do anything to purposefully hurt them. Pity friendships are usually established in an attempt to be nice to the friend. However, it's not a healthy friendship to stay in for long, and you should end as quickly as possible, especially if the friend ends up a burden on you.

I need to cut ties with my pity friend, they're really stressing me out.

by NeonPsycho September 9, 2019

Fuck Boy

Someone who doesn't give a flying fuck about anything but screwing girls. They almost always have the sides of their heads shaved about half an inch shorter than the rest of their hair, which is generally shorter and sticking straight up. They think that shitty rap music by shitty fucking artists is anywhere close to interesting, and they talk to anyone who says otherwise in rapidly changing pitches of voice. Literally all they'll do Throughout their life is ask a girl out, fuck her a few times, break her heart, and then blame it on her like a little cunt. They almost have no fucking muscle but they lift up their shirt like they don't have anything but soft flesh under it. You can usually spot a fuckboy by their disgustingly over-the-top hairstyles, ostrich strut, and autistic facial expressions. If you encounter a fuckboy, attempt to distance yourself from him by any means possible. Yes. I just assumed that the gender of fuckboys is male. Fucking sue me, feminazis.

Friend 1: Man holy shit, I can't believe she cheated on him for that fucker.
Friend 2: Yeah. He's such a fuck boy; I'm not helping her whore ass out of that shit when it goes arseways.

by NeonPsycho January 19, 2017