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cunt lap 

1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward
"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"
cunt lap by zedsdeadmon April 4, 2006
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Cunt Critters 

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.
I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.
Cunt Critters by Nick427 October 11, 2009

CUNT WHIPPED 

This is the worst case of pussy whip, along with all the consequences of being pussy whipped, often times the subject will be forced to abandon there phone while in her presence, change their speech and even behavior. Sadly most cases of cunt whip often go untreated, and many times the subject may not even realize they are cunt whipped. There is no known cure to cunt whip, because most subjects no longer have the balls to do anything about it.
He is so cunt whipped he cant even answer his phone after 4pm.
CUNT WHIPPED by 6969shithead6969 January 15, 2010

cunt whacker 

Someone who whacks cunts, a womanizer.

A bastard, player, fucker

Either Positive or Negative.
Went to this party last night and man was i the cunt whacker... (Positive)

Hey fuck you, you and your family are a bunch of cunt whackers. (Negative)

Yeah man you stupid cunt whacker.(to mates)
cunt whacker by D4 January 6, 2004

Cunt wanger 

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
Cunt wanger by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

cunt-puncher 

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.
"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."
cunt-puncher by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008