Social Media Stockholme Syndrome

It is the condition in which one will complain about social media sites while continuing to use them pretty heavily. The most common social media site to inspire the condition is Facebook.

J: I hate facebook. I hate how it's just a government-spying-corporate-datamining-social-manipulation tool.
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?

J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?

by CurvedMirror August 5, 2014

Social Justice Warrior (SJW)

Social justice warrior (SJW) is a pejorative term and internet meme used for an individual who promotes socially progressive, left-wing and liberal views, including feminism, civil rights, gay and transgender rights, identity politics, political correctness and multiculturalism.

The Social Justice Warrior (SJW) made sure that they attended every BLM rally, ANTIFA riot and LGBTQ parade, thinks politicians should be elected based solely on race or sexual orientation and lets their 4-year old decide their own gender.

by THE Absolute Truth Teller 14 January 30, 2022

Princeton Institute of Social Science

An expensive Northeastern elitist school with a terrific acronym.

Give me a P

Give me an I

Give me an S
Give me an S
What does it spell?

Princeton Institute of Social Science!

PISS on you!

by Unlearned Hand January 26, 2010

Social media beef

Silly. It's just silly.

Hym "This social media beef thing that happens is a little bit silly isn't it? You know? Like, you fancy pants genius successful cultural icon types don't ever think about who the things you say applies to. You're not talking about me. You're talking about an abstract phantom. Which is why you (supposedly) shouldn't be held in contempt for the things you say. And you wonder why suicide is going up and shootings are going up. And it's not because people aren't being coddled enough or affirmed enough. That's not what I'm saying. There is this type of pernicious superiority culture. We're all climbing up the same ladder and the people at the top don't even have the decency to tilt their ass to the side before they take a shit. They just let it rip and drop down on the people on the lower rungs without even thinking about it. What would happen if I caught some of it and threw it back? What if I'm reeeeeal good at throwing shit vertically and dodging shit as it falls? What if it's literally the only thing I'm good at? The idiots at the top would get hit with their own shit 'WhAt ThE fUcK iS yOuR pRoBlEm!?' They wouldn't even be able to connect the dots. People love it though. People love being roasted. Told how fucking stupid and useless and fat and lazy they are. They eat that shit up. It's all in good fun. And if they don't like it they just don't have a sense of humor. And that's on them."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.

Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.

by Synoryth November 5, 2009

Social Media Jerk Off

Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.

Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"

by MC Lightning May 5, 2013

Social Media Taylor Swift

A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.

Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."

Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."

Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"

Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."

by Hey Jack June 7, 2017