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Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.
by MisterGnu October 29, 2024
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Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed
why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.
by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024
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Weed-Kisses

The act of exhaling/blowing cannabis smoke into the genital orifice of a sexual partner
I got so stoned after my husband gave me weed-kisses
by Zemonic Indigo December 20, 2024
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Weed fairy

She/he is real when I lose my weed she always guides me back to the stash same if my friend lost weed I will sniff that shit out like a dog because I have a weed fairy on my side
Me:oh shit where tf did I put my weed ?!?!?
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top
by Haji Hassan October 19, 2019
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Weed heaves

also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.
I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.
by zealasquigs July 1, 2025
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The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.
I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!
by cruxiql July 2, 2025
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weed wacker

slang term for someone who smokes weed a lot, sometimes used derogatorily
''luke is a fucking weed wacker man. I went to his house and his room smelled heavily like weed."
by Bananakittycat July 9, 2025
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