crackerjack fart

a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces

bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside

by rockoone October 18, 2008

sulfur fart

when you fart and it smells like someone lit a match.

Did someone lite a match. No that was my sulfur fart.

by perpetualwank April 26, 2014

scaredy farts

loud, high pitch squeaker farts when you are nervous or anxious. They can smell, or might not.

They sound like booooooiiieeep. scaredy farts

by SANT April 20, 2014

Fart blowjob

Fart blowjob is a fart that slips out in the face of a person while they are performing oral sex.

Harold farted in Keisha's face while she was giving him head. Keisha threatened to bite off Harold's penis if he ever done that fart blowjob thing again.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

clarinet fart

That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.

Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.

by e-rock April 3, 2015

Salad fart

When you or someone is tossing salad and that person farts in your mouth!

Jane: What the fuck Tom did you just fart in my mouth?!?
Tom: Yea how's that salad fart taste!

by Ajdnls June 13, 2015

Foot Fart

When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound

I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor

by flax64 August 29, 2015