3 definitions by sturtle

farty pants

Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.

I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

Fuck knuckles

Fuck knuckles are when a teenage boy has been masterbating and constantly has jizz on his knuckles

I will never shake hands with my nephew Johnny because he constantly has fuck knuckles and seems to be always jacking off.

by sturtle September 10, 2014

Fart blowjob

Fart blowjob is a fart that slips out in the face of a person while they are performing oral sex.

Harold farted in Keisha's face while she was giving him head. Keisha threatened to bite off Harold's penis if he ever done that fart blowjob thing again.

by sturtle July 22, 2014