I will never shake hands with my nephew Johnny because he constantly has fuck knuckles and seems to be always jacking off.
by sturtle September 10, 2014
by sturtle July 22, 2014
Harold farted in Keisha's face while she was giving him head. Keisha threatened to bite off Harold's penis if he ever done that fart blowjob thing again.
by sturtle July 22, 2014